I'm not a slut I'm just kinky


I'm freaky and funny and you should send me your nudes
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Fun at work

(Source: idiod, via lampsarepeopletoo)

juilan:

A Paula Deen Thanksgiving show was on and I swear it sounded like a weird porno.

(via suburban-auschwitz)

ratchetmessreturns:

y’all gotta wait until 0:54 …….. I can’t!

(via suburban-auschwitz)

whitetrash-official:

nickfnry:

doyougiveafuckk:

rokkakudaiheights:

nickfnry:

So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it.

finally i can quench my thirst

Put milk inside for the full effect.

I like how you think

yall need jesus

(via ruinedchildhood)

croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

(via unshaped)

askthequeenofchaos:

askmegabolt:

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….



I just died of laughter

XDDDD